Locked it (with a Fuggedaboutit u-lock) to scaffolding in front of the REI on Houston and Lafayette in SoHo last night shortly before 7pm. I emerged from the store some 15 minutes later and it was gone. 
Specs:
+2011 Kona Dew Plus commuter bike
+black with green streaks
+I believe it’s the 20.9" size (I’m a 6’1" male)
+disc brakes
+straight handles
+black rear rack
+front and rear wheels are secured with Pinhead skewers
+seat is also secured with a special bolt
If I can find my receipt with the serial number, I’ll post that in the comments.
Found the serial number! It’s AJ11150997.